Something Else Saturdays, the only alternative medicine that is guaranteed to work.
Are you depressed because a senile nazi is shitting their pants while the world burns? Are all the choices they tell you that you have the equivalent of having to choose between cigarettes and meth for your child?
That's exactly what Something Else Saturdays are all about!
It's free to use and guaranteed to work! Seriously, grab a journal and start tracking your mood. If you track your mood and try even a little Something Else Saturdays, your mood will improve!!!
Now, Something Else Saturdays is just for mental health. We aren't Mondays, after all. And we aren't Tuesdays!
Something Else Saturdays is your doctor's order to take off the goggles they keep shoving on your face. On Saturdays, we remove the lenses that try and say these doughy dipshits are truly in charge and money is real and we all have names and are more than clay monkeys scream-singing a lonely song before we sink gratefully back into the mother mud.
It's Saturday! In your heart or in your calendar, it's Saturday and your life and imagination don't need to be ruled by pedophiles and neo-liberals.
There is a whole universe of possibilities out there and Saturday is a great day to not be governed by morons whose wealth rammed their heads up their ass.