Microsoft Vs. My Favorite Sheriff
(CW: suggestive)
Microsoft Windows has lately become a really good advertisement for Linux. It was a little after midnight, when I opened the video player, getting ready to play a hand of solitaire with my favorite sheriff. Now I don't know what Microsoft was thinking, but when you open a video player after midnight, you probably don't wanna see a full screen overlay advertisement for Windows 11. But that's what I got. And there's no easy way to close it. I know I'm using Microsoft's own speech to text features to trash Microsoft, but it's the best I can do right now. So, long story short, I paid the sheriff his due, but I didn't really need the interruption from Bill Gates's love child. (Scroll down for photos!)
Me with the sheriff:
The sheriff's name?
