Jesus Didn’t Die for Me So I gotta do it for myself Attention, this meeting will come to order. Let’s all admit our character flaws anonymously (here) And I’ll go first, with pleasure: I can’t be trusted I’m not loyal I’m a thief I’m not interested until I am and then you can’t shake me. I’m a real witch Which makes me my mother’s prodigy and the least favored child of my father. Cast out like the green sheep No, like the black feet So, what about you guys? Are you great people, or a bit shitty, like me? I’m nice to animals I’m nice to spiders I like writing spells Revenge is always tempting “I wish a bitch would” rather than, “Uh oh, what if a bitch would?” If they would then GOOOO BITCH DO PEOPLE really know you? Of course not. You even didn’t Know I’m a psychopath, until my mom told you. God knows all (the solid and the shady math).