I’m not a great teacher because my students get high scores on tests (they don’t). I’m a great teacher because I’m good at writing to describe and quantify behavior. I could quantify your behavior at the drop of a hat. I can quantify my own behavior. And I do.

I’m not a great teacher because I never yell at kids. I’m a great teacher because I expect them to yell at me. I’m a great teacher because I can delegate shit. But mostly because they know I love them

Just like this: criminally minded deliquents Drops of rain just falling wherever I don’t promise success or even tomorrow I acknowledge I’m not particularly loyal or dependable I call earning “bribes and threats” They know I’m not perfect

I’m not a great teacher I’m a great writer

and lover of the unclaimed luggage.