CAREERS
Grocery store pros: can steal food, will have air conditioning in summer, close to home. Grocery store cons: hate being there already, especially the music on the overhead system. Also, I’m liable to go off on rude people, and people will be rude.
Bakery: still considering
Cleaning person: I’m too slow and you have to bring your own cleaning supplies and my hands will get fucked up (did it before)
Catering: I hate parties Food service, like prep cook: I’m slow, but it’s not ruled out Waitress: I have a bad short term memory and liable to cuss rude customers out (did it before) Work in store/shopper: I’m too slow, and it’s horrible (did it before) Laundry: stinky and doesn’t pay enough OSHA hazard Cleaning a hotel: same
Teaching: make the most money based on my skills, but probably get fired a year into the job (based on my job history so far). too stressful. dead end with no one appreciating the sacrifice. Teachers are hated, especially by their supervisors and often the parents.
Teaching is still on the table
What the fuck else is there????? These jobs aint shit! They are so hard and pay so little.
I can’t work a cash register, I tried that- keeping it balanced is impossible. I can’t do things fast. I can’t maintain silence when disrespected.
I wish I could just get ssi and try to live on it. So sick of needing references. Like, who can i beg to do this for me again Can I bribe someone
Gas station- too unsafe, too strssful, too many disrespectful people Construction- too loud and unsafe, also too hot
Home care aide- still on the table. Just kind of the hardest job in the world for like 15 dollars/hour pre-tax. Also a dead end.
Work at the dollar store- no for same reasons listed earlier.
Work for sanitation services- too dangerous and I’m not heathy enough. I’d fall off the back of the truck and no one ever hear from me again. That job is for big strong fearless dudes. Consequently, garbage collectors get killed at work more often than police officers. I read that fact somewhere.
Babysit- on the table, but it’s so boring and annoying and not paying much unless you drive far to rich neighborhoods.
Recruiter or Money Raiser- I’d rather eat knives
Walk dogs- doesn’t pay enough, too hard Caring for pets whose owners are away I hate other people’s houses I hate other people I don’t hate their cats though
What about scheduler for the hospital? It’s on the table, if I can do it from home.
Mover or packer- too hard, and aint shit if you don’t drive the truck.